Friday April 28 Fitness Funnies

by Heather Long | More from this Blogger

Can it be Friday already? Can it really be the end of April? Geez! I feel like April just got here and whoosh, we're off towards May. I turned 34 this month, had bronchitis for three weeks, worked on my exercise plans, managed to lose 5 pounds and got my daughter enrolled for Kindergarten. Okay, yeah I guess it has been a busy month!

So here are some funnies that can help you burn a few laughter calories and lighten then mental stress.

• I have to sneak in my exercise program first thing in the morning before my brain wakes up and finds out what I'm doing
• I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them
• I don't jog - it makes the ice jump right out of my glass or the salt fall right off the rim of that margarita

From Jokes Magazine:

• Trail needs to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill
• A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead

Mental Exercise Funnies from Drunk Cow.Com(Seriously not making up the name)

Question:

If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer:

Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," it's definitely time to take some mental off time.

Have a great weekend! For those of you enjoying the Spring Forward to Action 30-Day Challenge, tomorrow is a rest day! Remember the Summer Sizzling Slim Down begins on Tuesday, May 2!

Learn more about Heather Long

Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

View Full Profile | More from this Blogger