Friday Fitness Funnies - Coffee or Tea?

by Heather Long | More from this Blogger

17 Nov 2006 09:16 AM

I am definitely one of those people who needs the shirt that says: Instant Person - Just Add Coffee. It's not the caffeine so much as it is my morning ritual of having coffee. Oddly, that only began in the last decade or so. Prior to that I was a tea drinker having grown up in a British household. Since I started my way towards not smoking, I have been falling back on that tea habit because it takes more time to make the tea than it does to start the pot of coffee and there is the waiting for the tea kettle to boil and more.

Tea and coffee are great drinks, decaf or not, a cup or two a day are an enjoyable part of anyone's regularly, daily rituals and I'm enjoying mine. I started the Fitness funnies because laughter is good for you. I drink my daily tea or coffee in the morning because it's good for the people around me I have my jolt of caffeine in the morning. So with that in mind, I have a treat for all the caffeine-aholics out there. Here is a Friday Fitness Funnies dedicated just for you:

You Know You've Still Had Too Much Coffee When...

• You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug
• You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
• You've worn the finish off you coffee table
• The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you
• Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house
• You're so wired you pick up FM radio
• Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans"
• Instant coffee takes too long
• You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
• You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
• Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position
• Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

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Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

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