Weight for these Quotes: Food for Thought

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It's sometimes nice to know we're not the only ones who are obsessing about weight or fitness issues:

• I was once on a diet for two weeks running. All I lost was two weeks - George Foreman
• The Alimentary canal is thirty-two feet long You control only the first three inches of it. Control it well. - Kin Hubbard
• I bought a talking refrigerator that said Oink ever time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops -Marie Matt
• When we lose twenty pounds, we may be losing that twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty - Woody Allen
• In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale - Stephen Phillips
• No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office - George Bernard Shaw
• The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you are off it - Jackie Gleason
• I went on a diet. Had to go on two diets at the same ttime because one diet wasn't giving me enough food - Barry Marder
• My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four - unless there are three other people - Orson Welles
• At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough - Mason Cooley
• A waist is a terrible thing to mind - Jane Caminos

Sometimes - it's good to know we're not the only ones with weighty thoughts on our mind. What weighty thoughts have you got on your mind?

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Heather Long is 35 years old and currently lives in Wylie, Texas. She has been a freelance writer for six years. Her husband and she met while working together at America Online over ten years ago.

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